Funny Quotes

Enjoy our collection of famous funny quotes to live by. We hope you find these funny quotes and sayings will help put a smile on your face and a bounce in your step. To enjoy fun is to enjoy a great pleasure of life which should be mixed in proper proportion to work.


There is a lot to find funny if you just let your funny bone out of its' shell.


If we stop taking everything so seriously, we can more easily release ourselves to play in brand-new areas - on new playgrounds. There's really no way to do anything "wrong" when you determine to approach an endeavour playfully.
Sue Ellen Cooper, The Red Hat Society's Laugh Lines, Stories Of Inspiration And Hattitude

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
Josh Groban

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
Author Unknown

Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
Author Unknown

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
Ethel Barrymore

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
Oscar Wilde

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Oscar Wilde

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns

Electricity is really just organized lightning.
George Carlin


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